Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 03, 2021
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Trifecta

Combining Adderall, weed and alcohol together. Combining these three makes for a high were you are fucked up from the weed and alcohol but still awake and ready to party from the addy. Do not do it unless you have no plans the next day because the hangover is almost unbearable
Bro 1) Bro, I go so fucked up last night, couldn't even think. Bro 2) nice dude! What did you do? I took addy, smoked weed and drank for the Trifecta!
by Red moon 666 January 04, 2015
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Kgb trifecta

The modern initials of the worst liberals ever- Al Gore, Bill Gates and John Kerry
Only I can come up with a term such as the kgb trifecta, since I come from the soviet union
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Trifecta

A wolf pack of three, that are decked out in luon and are considered the best friends that anyone could have
Yo, JMK are the worlds best friends. It's like they are the Trifecta
by Luon November 10, 2010
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KGB Trifecta

The trifecta of the most loser-sounding, anti capitalist people ever.
The KGB trifecta is named after their KGB initials: Kerry, Gore and Bill. The trifecta is John Kerry, Al Gore and Bill Gates.
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KGB trifecta

The modern 'holy trinity' of climate/social activists
The KGB trifecta is composed of the following people, known by their initials: Kerry (John), Gore (Al Gore Jr), Bill (Gates). The KGB trifecta wants me to eat fake, processed meat
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Trifecta

Trifecta - Noun.

“TRY-FECT-AH”

Growing in popularity among Subaru enthusiasts, the “trifecta” is defined by its 3 step action when one sees another. The steps include but are not limited to: flashing lights, waving like a complete idiot, and of course, exposing the nipple ever so gently to let them know that you are overly excited to see another Subaru in public.

Introduced by OKSubies member Ryan Johnson in 2018, the trifecta has been known to cause joy, excitement, and even anger in some cases when drivers of other brands are exposed.
Oooooh shit, he hit em with the trifecta!
by OKSubie June 14, 2018
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