yardberg

A redneck way of saying Chicken

Hey hank are you gonna get the salad s or the yardberg?

by Pyro6969 November 27, 2018

1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.

Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now

by aces-up111 July 9, 2010

Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.

Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.

by Haywood Jblome November 12, 2020