yankneck

people who live in the New England states and have several broken down vehicles out in front of their oversized modular home. Mullets, race car numbers, trucks, and cheesy metal music usually go with the scene.

That girl is a total yankneck- she has a Jeep, and Audi, a Hyundai, and several trucks as lawn onraments in front of her double doublewide.

by Veinaux Bingus October 30, 2005

weird al yankovic

To all of you out there reading the definition above this one, "Weird Al" Yankovic didn't write a lot of the songs that are on the Internet filesharing sites/programs. If it isn't on one of his albums or wasn't in one of his live concerts, IT ISN'T HIS! GOT IT?!?!?!?!? Well, there is "You're Pitiful", his James Blunt parody that Atlantic Records refused to let him put on his albums, which is why in the Music Video for "White & Nerdy" where he says, "I edit Wikipedia", it shows him editing the Wikipedia page for Atlantic Records saying "YOU SUCK!" in large font, bold letters.

Examples of songs NOT written by "Weird Al" Yankovic-What if God Smoked Cannabis, He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated, etc., etc.
Examples of songs that were written by "Weird Al Yankovic-"Eat It", "Bad", "Albuquerque", "I Lost on Jeopardy", "Smells Like Nirvana", "Nature Trail To Hell"(don't listen to this if you scare easily), "Like A Surgeon", "White & Nerdy", etc., etc.

by "Weird Al" Yankovic fan August 8, 2009

Yankton Arthur Academy

A very suckish school that likes to torture students. It should be closed down. They don't teach u anything, just how to be wired like they are. They don't have any medical supplies. They also have teachers with bad taste of fashion.

Yankton Arthur Academy is horrid and the teacher must have come from hell.

by Don'tAskMeWhat August 16, 2016

Yanking It

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

Yankovicism

Yankovicism is a famous religion dedicated to the one and true god, Alfred Yankovic. Instead of meeting every Sunday like the people who believe the fake god, we watch at least one parody music video created by, "Weird Al" If you don't dedicate minutes of your day to the daily ritual of listening a video, then you are sent to an eternal void of mumble rappers which will make you think of Hell as Heaven.

Guy 1: "I only believe in the one true religion, Yankovicism"
Guy 2: "You mean God? like Jesus?"
Guy 1: "The one true God, Yankovic, didn't like what you said

by TheBoredByrd March 26, 2019

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015