Woofer

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.

Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.

by popstafarian April 23, 2009

Woomer

A young boomer.

Someone who has boomer views from a young age.

Person 1: "That guy just fell out his mums womb and he's already acting like a boomer"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a woomer"

by xXxMilfHunTeR69xXx November 29, 2020

Woomer

A male boomer individual, who recently had too much contact with female race and it changed him to being feminine with a shitty woman humor.

"Look at this meme bro, the cat has its own bag haha" -Woomer
"What is your humor dude what happened to you bro? Istg, you turned into Woomer!" -Chad
"No dude I know I changed.. I spent too much time with girls..." -Woomer

by bylatamparty July 7, 2022

cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

wooofer

The wierd lookin thing you use to hit an air hockey puck with. Not to be confused with "woofer" with only 2 o's.

Grab a wooofer and a puck and let's play air hockey.

by The Fabulous Kristen Leppert and Danielle Ryan January 8, 2009

woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

by deadgeorge August 22, 2011