for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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can I eat that wet ass pussy

licking and fingering a vagina. Most people say that before humping the shit out of each other.
Hey sexy baby, can I eat that wet ass pussy.
by heheclapper69 December 02, 2022
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Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009
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wet ass puthayy

A million dollar puthayy makes money and it's wet come get a taste 😋
by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 09, 2021
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wet his ass

Killed or shot some one
Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
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Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan
*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020
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Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon
I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.
by Nwasshole June 04, 2022
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