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IN MY OPINION, the shittiest band to walk the planet. All they ever do is covers and completely butcher old songs.
"Oooh Mandy...AHHH!"
*gunshots are heard*
by Kay March 20, 2004
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if westlife ever beat elvis then it is a sign that the music industry has gone down the pan, they are the worst irish people ever, a disgrace to music, and ugly to boot, see teenybopper and really shit band and pop music is shit
westlife are shit
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
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crap gay twats who try to sing but just make me buy a gun!
*i'll say in a love song*
*fuk this shit kill me now* i shoot my self
by louise April 11, 2004
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Grateing teen pop boyband from Ireland who are the countries final revenge on the U.K for all the shit thats been done to them over the years.

In secret deal between the governements of both countries in late 2005 Ireland offered to take them back and promised put them beyond further use in exchange for the handover of N.Ireland as well. Sadly talks failed after the British demanded that they also take back Ronan Keating & Graham Norton, an offer the Irish Government regarded as 'Totally Unacceptable'.
'Would you like to listen to Westlife?'

'No thank you. I would rather be raped to death by a H.I.V positive cheesegrater.'
by El B@stardo February 14, 2009
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The train line that runs from Aurburn to Penrith in NSW, Australia. Also known as the West of Sydney.
I live on the Westline. I'm from the Westline, etc
by Westline December 21, 2008
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Getting fucked in the ass by Greg Westlake at his shitty Pittsburgh town house - knowhatimsayin
She got Westlaked on her way to the Steeler playoff game.
by PghDude May 10, 2025
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