An Athletic/Buffed Weaboo
Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
by Kazachi July 7, 2018
Get the Alpha Weeb mug.A joke within the context of the label Disciple Records. Eliminate and Bandlez have both released songs called Weeble Wobble, and Barely Alive has an upcoming song of the same name, teased as an ID at Parookaville 2019 and later confirmed in the Disciple Unboxing video. Another part of the joke is that all the songs sound different, leading to the phrase "Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble".
Person 1: Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble
Person 2: If you say that Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble but you gonna release a new Weeble Wobble, probably, this Weeble Wobble is it gonna be better than the Weeble Wobble that it's better than the other Weeble Wobble?
Person 2: If you say that Weeble Wobble is better than Weeble Wobble but you gonna release a new Weeble Wobble, probably, this Weeble Wobble is it gonna be better than the Weeble Wobble that it's better than the other Weeble Wobble?
by Epiccat27 August 5, 2019
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Get the dark weeb mug.When one has gone a period of time (usually 5+ minutes) without replying or having a reply to a thread they are interested in.
Symptoms include:
-Shaking hands: particularly mimicking typing without actually touching the keys on the keyboard
-Anxiety attacks: Frantically flipping through tabs or websites in a panic because no one has replied or even read your recently posted thread.
-Lack of focus: Ignoring people that you are talking on the phone whilst browsing, ignoring parents etc etc.
-Drooling: so into reading a recently posted thread (Finally! After five minutes of waiting someone posted!!!) that you drool on your hand, keyboard, mouse etc.
-Prent up energy attacks: Pounding on the keyboard, mouse, desk, nearby surface, scattering papers of items on the desk or throwing objects randomly and with much enthusiasm to express the built up hyper energy that should be spent reading or replying to posts.
Symptoms include:
-Shaking hands: particularly mimicking typing without actually touching the keys on the keyboard
-Anxiety attacks: Frantically flipping through tabs or websites in a panic because no one has replied or even read your recently posted thread.
-Lack of focus: Ignoring people that you are talking on the phone whilst browsing, ignoring parents etc etc.
-Drooling: so into reading a recently posted thread (Finally! After five minutes of waiting someone posted!!!) that you drool on your hand, keyboard, mouse etc.
-Prent up energy attacks: Pounding on the keyboard, mouse, desk, nearby surface, scattering papers of items on the desk or throwing objects randomly and with much enthusiasm to express the built up hyper energy that should be spent reading or replying to posts.
by bloodstainedsilk November 7, 2007
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by CrimsonPhantom555 September 11, 2016
Get the weebanese mug.Like racism but against people who are weebs, that is, watch anime and enjoy the anime manga culture
by eraj August 23, 2016
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