Buzz Bomb Warranty 

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.

"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"

Buzz Bomb Warranty by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005

car warranty 

A false sense of security.

When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.

Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."

car warranty by Michael Valentine March 28, 2006

Car's Extended Warranty 

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

Car's Extended Warranty by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

Anal Warranty 

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

Anal Warranty by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Void the Warranty 

To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.

"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"

Void the Warranty by tahot November 14, 2011

return warranty 

if an item breaks on you prior to the 1 year manufacturer warranty then you may buy the same faulty item in the store and return it with the broken one the following day.

"Hey wow my new Bode headphones broke yesterday"
"oh, i guess ill do a return warranty"

return warranty by datnigaa December 29, 2011

the car warranty scammers 

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

the car warranty scammers by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021