wakey head

The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.

Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!

If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.

by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Wakey

To be fully alert and not sleeping

"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"

by Antman92 January 27, 2014

Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

by hak.trick February 18, 2010

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018

Wakey

Epic

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!

by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019