wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

Wake and Bake

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.

I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.

by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008

wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016

wake and bake

when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible

when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.

by T-gizzle November 16, 2006

Wake and bake

The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.

Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.

by ToothQueen21 October 3, 2016

Wake and Bake

A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago

by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009