Vintage Queen

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.

"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."

by abbinme March 3, 2010

vintage cougar

A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.

by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010

Vintage Evo

A classic moment. one of pure vintage that only could be come up with by an Evo

Evo: i think its time to replenish my Budweiser stock.
AJ: vintage evo

by ajice July 4, 2009

Pre-vintage

Something that is no longer in style but is not yet cool enough to be vintage

That ed hardy shirt is so pre-vintage.

by R2014 October 22, 2014

Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

vintage fanny

the vagina of the maturer woman anywhere in her 40's upwards

caucasian:" Reece's mum sure is hot!"
nubien:" yeh, she definetly is some hot vintage fanny!"

by hock nose March 13, 2010

Vintage Sky

Really hot chick band with an especially cute bassist!

I saw a really awesome band tonight, they were obviously Vintage Sky.

by Jolie January 11, 2004