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village mobility scooter 

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.
‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

Manly Village Public School 

A co-ed school sponsored by the Australian Labor Party that mollycoddles its students into mumma's little children. If you go to this school and then transfer to Bally or Mackellar, you'll need therapy.
1: Man, that kid's such a momma's boy
2: Must be from Manly Village Public School

Jersey Village High School 

School located in Jersey Village, Texas
It's okay but theres a lot of fighting
Matthew: I'm going to a WWE game tonight
Emma: Why? We go to Jersey Village High School

Village Green Preservation Society 

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."

Village green elementary school 

This school is located in Port Saint Lucie Florida. At this school offers pretty good education EXCEPT THE FACT THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GO THERE ARE FAKE SNAKES🥰
Tom: billy is so annoying

Billy: hi Tom

Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school

Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school