Velkis

A girl who is just pretty and hot , she also has a big ass.

Yo velkis got a big booty
I wanna slap her ass so hard
I wanna fuck her big ass
I can just imagine me licking her ass
I wanna grab her big bouncy ass

by Velkis November 15, 2017

vegiswinapoultraquarium

a person who is a vegetarian but eats pork, chicken, and fish. basically it's a person who says they're a vegetarian but eats everything but beef.

do you serve any vegiswinapoultraquarium entrees here?

by jr & mr November 6, 2006

Vegisexual

noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.

He doesn't like girls, guys, or small furry animals... He's a vegisexual!

by Niah January 28, 2005

velissa

Dont get on the wrong side of a velissa... when she is in a good mood everybody loves her she will give you her last and do without but she gets crazy when she is low on cash she love her family and will do anything for her love ones

I want a person love me like velissa

by Itzdemonia November 23, 2021

Vegisexual

Commonly thought of someone who only has sex with other vegetables. Is actually the word referring to people who only engange in sexual intercourse with other vegetarians. It is the latest way to take action against animal abuse and spread vegetarianism.

Meat Eater: Hey, what's up?
Vegetarian: No thanks, I'm a vegisexual

by Juliet H November 18, 2007

Velvis

Velvis belongs in a class of art by itself. Similar categories would include, but is not limited to, assembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. Generally, you'll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in the urban sprawl. This genre should not be confused with collections of plastic flamingos and anything to do with Dale Earnhart, although in most cases, they are sold side by side.

A genuine Velvis is a velvet painting of Elvis.

Floyd traveled around the country, including in the ghetto, searching for Velvis paintings to add to his art collection.

by David B. Knechel January 2, 2009

The velissarios approach

When someone (clearly a dumb and confused man) is trying to communicate with you in a weird passive aggressive way.
Sending you mb or challenging you in fb quizzes without actually speaking to you

Is he pulling a VA on you???

That's so VA (the velissarios approach) of him!

by Ebcate January 16, 2019