vast right-wing conspiracy

the conspiracy to turn America into a fascist state

Idiots like GW Bush and Paul Wolfowitz are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

by Anti-Bush August 10, 2003

Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004

Vast right-wing conspiracy

1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.

1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.

by NCTL November 1, 2004

Vast Abrupt

The postulation that optimization does not lead to a structure-of-truth or epistemology.

The Vast Abrupt refers to the phenomenon of optimization-being unable to lead humanity to the truth; because optimization contains an uncountable number of permutable-values.

The inclusion of 'abrupt' refers to the self-emergence of epistemology of-its-own-desire.

by flightfacilities November 22, 2021

Vast Orpheus

In relation to the prophet Orpheus, who’s musical ability was able to sexually persuade others, a Vast Orpheus is someone who is extremely knowledgeable in the musical field. Their work is often considered beautiful and they have a greater understanding of composition than the average musician.

“Hey did you hear that girl singing earlier?”
“Yeah, she’s such a vast Orpheus”

by V.0414 January 24, 2023

vast minority

an isolated incident or individual that identifies or seems to identify an entire group

the vast minority of music is corporate pop

the vast minority of movie theatre patrons yell at the screen during movies

the vast minority of people on the internet are self-absorbed trolls

the vast minority of neighbours are obnoxious hillbillies that play their music way too fucking loud

by ColleenTheKid October 28, 2009

vast right wing conspiracy

A hoax perpetrated by liberals, specifically Hitlery Rodman C.

The vast right wing conspiracy is actually a ploy by chicken farmers to market Buffalo Wings.

by Truth Teller September 19, 2003