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used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else
"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find
"Where did I put my used tampon?"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them
"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks discipline
"I can't control my used tampon!"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis
"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
used tampon by Vita Smart July 17, 2022