United Airlines 

THEY BREAK GUITARS

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

United Airlines by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2024

United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines

Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!

United Airlined by kjballer95 May 30, 2018