The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010
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by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007
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by UFO!! February 5, 2010
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by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023
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When you puke in a trash bag and someone goes to throw something away on top of it and you go to stop them by saying, "No, don't do that. That's unhappy trash."
by indiekid88 November 10, 2009
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