Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat
by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018
Get the Umpire mug.In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.
That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
by 2384 January 21, 2008
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umphreak • Umphrey's McGee • umphre • Umphrey • umpire • umphers • umphoreon • umpire decision referral system • Umpiree • Umpireese
by umpireschool October 5, 2012
Get the umpire school mug.The concept that Albert Einstein single handedly created atomic bomb and refused to take credit for it is difficult to understand. It is actually an umphoreon.
by Tm01 3 July 16, 2015
Get the umphoreon mug.Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!
by 24@SJ July 10, 2009
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‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
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