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Umpire

Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat
Hey Look it’s an Umpire!!
by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018
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umpire

In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.

That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
by 2384 January 21, 2008
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umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.
I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.
by umpireschool October 5, 2012
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Umpire

Umpires are blind
by Louis42 March 27, 2017
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umphoreon

A concept so advanced that it requires a genius to understand it
The concept that Albert Einstein single handedly created atomic bomb and refused to take credit for it is difficult to understand. It is actually an umphoreon.
by Tm01 3 July 16, 2015
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Empire Umpire

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!
by 24@SJ July 10, 2009
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Afl Umpires

These umpires are blind and never make the right calls. Also known to favour the home team.
The afl umpires are known for costing teams games
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight
by Richmondrule April 17, 2022
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