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umbrella

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock
dude, D flore got an umbrella
by jesse jackson April 11, 2003
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Umbrella

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.
Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!
by penusboobsjizzvagina January 21, 2011
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Umbrella

This Umbrella is Usless
by TheLunar2 February 7, 2017
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umbrella

A slang term for a condom; A rubber.
You need to double your umbrella when you mess around with the chicks at Naked City.
by Jose Dirt October 9, 2008
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umbrella

random thing that protects you from rain.
-Hey Did You Bring an Umbrella? It’s Raining Outside.
-Yes.
by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021
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umbrella

A word owned by thomas stanley holland. Y'all have to watch his performance at the lipsync battle. I'm proud of my man.
I love Thomas Stanley Holland's umbrella and he could stab me with it.
by tomspotato June 8, 2020
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the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.
Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
by daz a l July 17, 2007
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