Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.

"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"

by Rottinghill April 24, 2022

two-man hang

When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.

over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.

by pandapanda July 14, 2007

two man saw

Two man saw refers to when 2 men engage a woman in a sexual act. She gives oral while receiving a man's genitalia from behind. Thus, resembling a two man saw.

You'll never guess what happened last night! My buddy Ron and I took a chick a home and executed a team two man saw!

by Ronald Lee Riley February 26, 2017

two man advantage

Long Island Hockey Punk

Matt Emerich like two man way too much

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

Two Man Macbeth

The act of shooting your semen from another man's naval (belly button) up to his chaps (jaw).

Macduff - "I heard Duncan got a Two Man Macbeth last night from Banquo."
Lennox - "He's lucky!"

by UToobDotCom June 8, 2011

Two-man tea party

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.

Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.

by Buju Bandits March 12, 2012

Two Man Mosh Pit

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008