When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.
"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018
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This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
by CatrickParmody April 17, 2010
Get the Two Man Guy mug.When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.
Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'
Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'
Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'
by Heckster. November 22, 2009
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by BRADCLiFF January 27, 2009
Get the Two Man Area mug.In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
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