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kick your crush’s twin day 

the thing gianna will do to me, celebrated on OCTOBER 15TH
me: “oh yeah yeah he’s fine don’t worry”
my twin: *gets hurt at game*
gianna: “kick your crush’s twin day is october 15th now. be ready”

why does my brother think he's smarter than me 

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
An saying for both windows down 60 miles an hour. A primitive form of air condition, most helpful for any 60's and 70's Volkswagen Bug.

Air conditioning? Hell no! We got twin 60's!
twin 60's by krazyroundeye July 11, 2006

i just think it's funny that... 

you're dead if yo girl say dis
are you angry?
no i just think it's funny that...

Fool If You Think It’s Over 

A dying flame, you're free again
Who could love and do that to you
All dressed in black, he won't be coming back
Save your tears, you've got years and years
The pains of seventeen's
Unreal they're only dreams
Save your crying for the day

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun

Miss teenage dream, such a tragic scene
He knocked your crown, and ran away
First wound of pride and how you cried and cried
But save your tears you've got years and years

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Save your crying for the day
That may not come but anyone
Who had to pay would laugh at you and say

Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why

I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why

New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
Fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Fool If You Think It’s Over

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.
Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.