Trunkmonkey

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.

I stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my Trunkmonkey was asleep. Bad Trunkmonkey, no biscuit!

by Trunkmonkey July 7, 2004

No money, no trunny

If you don’t state your government name; you’re a catfish.

Police officer: State your government name!
Shoplifter: *says nothing*
Onlooker: No money, no trunny!

by winters23 December 18, 2018