Triceratops

The worst dinosaur

“Hi I’m Triceratops. I stole the spotlight from a hundred better-designed cousins, and all I did was exist in the Hell Creek Formation.”

g: "yo jacxi i HATE the triceratops"
j: "thats genuinely the best thing thats ever come out your mouth"

by waxi July 28, 2025

Big Triceratops Energy

A person with big triceratops energy has the combined power of big dick energy and raw sexual prowess of a charging triceratops.

Fuck me that guy has big triceratops energy, i bet he fucks after a long day of playing board games

by Mr-45 April 5, 2024

The ace triceratops

When 3 trans women who may or may not identify as asexual decide to engage in a threesome, but can't be certain who is a top or a bottom.

I was gonna try the ace triceratops, but we talked about dinosaurs all night instead.

by Nibons August 4, 2023

Triceratops

A cool fucking dinosaur

What else could you ask for

The Triceratops is a fucking awesome dinosaur who eats plants and looks awesome.

by Jam Jammer April 20, 2022

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPS

i was trying to say wewowewo im a firetruck but i forgor th word

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPSSS

by °sxn_flxwer° June 3, 2022

The triceratops

When the bottom bends over and stretches themselves forwards with their hands, usually whilst the top holds them up from the group by the hips, whilst being pummelled by the top

“Yo bro, you look exhausted what happened?”
“My girl pulled out her strap and did the triceratops last night…”

by Babbycaxe March 18, 2024

triceratops

lol boomer

lol look at that triceratops

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 8, 2024