Someone who is talented enough to use either side of their toast, when applying butter, jelly, jam, peanut butter, even though one side of the toast may be a little more done than the other.
"One side is lighter than the other, which side do you want me to use?" "It doesn't matter. I'm bi-toastal!"
by Relda Faye May 3, 2010
Get the bi-toastal mug.toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,
common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.
the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.
there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.
usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.
the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.
there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.
usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
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Get the trashalicious mug.A tractal device provides a tractile or tractive shearing force. A tractal device pulls, pushes and/or shapes things by supplying motive shearing forces (usually back and forth) to make them more appealing and/or useful.
Leather working tools provide the tractal action to shape a leather product and make it soft to the touch. Hands and fingers can provide tractal smoothing forces to moist pottery clay - turning it into something beautiful and useful.
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A mass of trash, garbage, and cast aways falling rapidly down the pile as you try to pick up one item from said pile.
It doesn't matter if you pick the item at the top or the bottom of the pile. The trashalance is inevitable.
A mass of trash, garbage, and cast aways falling rapidly down the pile as you try to pick up one item from said pile.
It doesn't matter if you pick the item at the top or the bottom of the pile. The trashalance is inevitable.
All I did was move one empty soda can, and then it all gell down. I was covered by the trashalanche.
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