Toolboxing

Verb. To be a tool and take the whole box for yourself when you should be sharing.

Stop toolboxing that chick.

"Hey why did you toolbox that whole box of chocolates?"

Toolboxing by MLSL October 16, 2013

Mexican Toolbox 

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

Mexican Toolbox by California Brown July 22, 2010

toolbox 

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

toolbox by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

toolbox 

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

toolbox by Jimmy February 4, 2003

pakistan toolbox

the act of being captured by Pakistan people and getting your testicle holden by ones hand on a table and getting it smashed into pieces by a sledge hammer or any type of tool

man that pakistan toolbox was painful

pakistan toolbox by Turk17 February 3, 2008

Mexican Toolbox 

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

Mexican Toolbox by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011

toolbox 

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.

President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.

toolbox by pootrified June 14, 2006