tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

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tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

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tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person

tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011

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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023

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