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as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring
This house is as flat as a witches tit!
by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008
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colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.
Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"
by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006
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Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it
It's colder than a witches title outside
by CowboyDave December 17, 2016
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Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
by Eric shin May 2, 2020
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