Depresso Espresso

A term used to describe some who is sad.

"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."

by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

Depresso Espresso

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

Forest espresso

A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.

Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

Depresso Espresso

Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso

I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso

by Webforce May 26, 2018