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The Sliding X Position 

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
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X Marks The Spot 

A new definition I made that I want to popularize: When a football / soccer player scores ten goals in a match it should be called X Marks The Spot
Recently a soccer female player scored ten goals for England

Vivianette: That's an X Marks The Spot
X Marks The Spot by JDR_96 April 9, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH 

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

the cutest thing since X-men underwear 

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.
Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!