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Sydney the snake 

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
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Sydney to the Max 

All you need to know is that grandma Judy is kinda trash.

The Boss of Old Sydney Town 

Old Sydney Town was a tourist attraction on the Central Coast depicting early settlement life in Sydney. This colonial attraction was a great success throughout the 80’s. So popular, local residents would dress in period costume contributing to the atmosphere of role play. One such character, was a young boy from Umina named David who was commonly known as the Boss of Old Sydney Town.
The Boss of Old Sydney Town was a bright young boy from Umina