Number 3

The beer shits. Also known as pissing out your ass or shitting through a screen.

"Dude, I drank too much Mickey's last night and need to take a number 3."

by k-l-s August 13, 2008

Number 3

Getting Freaky Down There.
Slow And Steady.

Yeah yesterday she was doing number 3..

by Eddie May 20, 2006

Number 3

Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.

Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.

by Agent Brian December 05, 2012

Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

by wordelder June 23, 2011

number 3

Jizz/Chode/Spooge

I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.

by hrvatska June 07, 2003

Number 3

To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.

Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video

by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006