Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

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Folding the Laundry

When you put your genitals in the folds of a fat person’s belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that chick folding the laundry all night in my bed yesterday!

by C. Fish March 16, 2026

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Doing the laundry

Help bro I'm stuck in the washing machine.

I was doing the laundry yesterday and I enjoyed it.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

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In The End Of The Laundry Bin, In The Back Of THe Bus' Literature Is My Grin<

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

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