midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 4, 2011

VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.

That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.

by Toxic Rage November 20, 2004

dick fondler

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

by Bear October 12, 2004

Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

dog fondler

an insult to someone who is so depraved they fondle dog's genitals or generally engage in animal sex (bestiality)

Fuck off you dog fondler!

by fido January 22, 2004