Slide the ferret

A ripoff of sonic the hedgehog but its better than sonic the hedgehog

Kelsey: Hey Craig do you and JP wanna get Slide the ferret

Craig: Y’know i like that game

JP: Wait isn't this a ripoff of Sonic The Hedgehog

Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop

Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them

Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop

Kelsey then Orders the game

Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it

Craig: I cant wait to play it

JP gives in and says lets play it

Craig Kelsey and JP went home

Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox

Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept

Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request

Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after

by Fucking definitions for ya January 29, 2026

the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

by Trennis May 13, 2009

ferret at the heel

This is a well known yorkshirism. The etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. It was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as 'peasants' by donning stolen goods they would take from their subjects and covering their faces with ash from the fire. They would add a ferret at their heel to complete the picture and ensure that none in the villages would suspect their entry. The ferret was meant to symbolise earth and good nature amongst the then pagan beliefs which had percolated through the northern territories. After completing this disguise the regent would take to stalking the lower classes for prey.

If I'd have seen the ferret at the heel, things would have been different.

by Ahistorian July 22, 2011

The Furret God

The Furret God is a god. He walccs and proteccs you from bad guyses.

The Furret God Walcc and Protecc.

by The Furret God October 27, 2020

The Ferrero Rocher

The act of inserting ones balls into another persons' anus. usually done in a sexual setting. can be done with both males and females.

Wow did you really give that guy a Ferrero Rocher?

Hey dude remember how passed out at that party? Well the boys got together and gave you a Ferrero Rocher!

That fondue set reminds me of the time i got a Ferrero Rocher

Have you heard of The Ferrero Rocher? Everyones doing it!

by J0LTED February 19, 2018

The Will Ferrell Postulate

The Will Ferrell Postulate. There is a tight correlation between the number of times someone has seen a Will Ferrel movie and whether they like said movie. For example, a person who has seen Anchorman once, will most likely say they think it is the worst movie ever made. However, someone who has watched Anchorman more than once will likely say it was hilarious. You can prove this postulate to yourself with a simple experiment: find a friend who is a "Saw it once, Hate it."-type regarding a Will Ferrell movie, and ask them to watch it with you. You will witness them laughing at many points throughout the film. At the end of the film, do not ask them if they liked it, because at this point there is a period of confusion stemming from the fact that your friend knew very well that he or she hated the movie before watching it a second time, but this time he or she actually enjoyed it. It is a strange occurrence that your friend needs time to process mentally. Weeks later, do not ask your friend if he or she liked the movie directly, as people do not like to go back on their previous decisions and beliefs. Instead, address the issue by randomly quoting your friend's new favorite Will Ferrell movie. Not surprisingly, your friend will chuckle, and perhaps even follow up with another quote, thus revealing their fondness of the once hated Will Ferrell movie.

You can use the Will Ferrell Postulate to amaze your friends with a mind-reading trick. Ask your friend if he or she likes a certain Will Ferrell movie. If they say, "Yes," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie more than once. If they say, "No," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie only once.

by TheSciNerd1 January 27, 2012

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A United State Of America Ferrerra: The First Juvenile Release《 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025