Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

by Professor Dino February 27, 2018

craked canoli

1. an Italian dessert which is broken
2. a penis which is bent in a direction forming an 'L' shape.

See boomawang for full defenition

Oh my god it looks like a craked canoli

by Yo May 10, 2004

BUMPIN CANOLI

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink, a wannabe player, wannabe ANYTHING

See: russell talbott

by tha numba 1 ringa March 27, 2003

Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

canoli slurper

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

by ddythrax June 26, 2008

canoli ass bitch

A large woman that yells all day and think she the shit

Man that bitch keeps yelling she a canoli ass bitch

by Loyal November 13, 2022

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015