The Twist of Doom

Right before you go into intercourse, guy takes out fidget spinner and quickly inserts his penis through the hole of the fidget spinner. All in one motion guy surprises women as he inserts with the fidget spinner, creating an open hole ready to let it rip. Once inside, Guy starts spinning in a circle like motion, slowly gaining speed as the fidget spinning is gaining traction inside the women. This action will be proceeded until the fidget spinner breaks or is lost in the vaginal area. Guy may use lube to prevent spinner rashes and bumps.

I bought a lot of fidget spinners to prepare for my “The Twist of Doom” showdown tonight. You should come it’s going to be insane.

by JishyFishy12 December 21, 2025

The KP twist

The KP twist starts by biting your thumbnail to make a sharp edge. While banging away doggie style you insert your thumb into her ass then give it a quarter turn. Congratulations you just performed the KP twist. Now get the hell out of there before she recovers and beats you to death. Not recommended for women you love or expect to be with again!

That bitch was so annoying I gave her the KP twist!

by The circle of trust September 17, 2018

Twisting the knife

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.

As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.

by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

twisting the rope

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty

dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job

by mikel t September 18, 2006

Twisting the Jolly

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.

"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"

by BluntLord420 July 27, 2016

Twisting the Pelican

A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.

I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.

by Lastcoolnameleft April 4, 2009