When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
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Someone who is scared of trumping.
A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.
During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.
During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."
George "Thats because I dont!!"
Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
George "Thats because I dont!!"
Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
by bagultrait January 2, 2012
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"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
by kromana October 19, 2016
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Wanda: Donald Trump is gonna murder black and mexican children!
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.
by spootyhead June 7, 2016
Get the The Trump Effect mug.The Trump Effect. (Condition, feeling, sensation, or phenomenon) Is the result of President Trump's continuously embarrassing comments and abhorrently childish behavior that makes people give up hope, realize the bar of decency and integrity has been set to rock bottom, and/or creates a general feeling of apathy, despair, and resignation after constantly being subjected to persistently obnoxious behavior.
Mary: "Hey, Scott, I noticed you no longer harp about the stupid things Trump does or says."
Scott: "I suffer from The Trump Effect. Whereas I used to care, I realize his behavior is never going to change and that we will just have to suffer this embarrassment until he is no longer President."
Scott: "I suffer from The Trump Effect. Whereas I used to care, I realize his behavior is never going to change and that we will just have to suffer this embarrassment until he is no longer President."
by The Tosh November 29, 2017
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