clap the pony

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

smack the pony

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

by dothehustle May 24, 2006

smacks the pony

euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.

She smacks the pony right now.

by zeuS9r July 7, 2007

Sand the Pony

When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.

You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!

by Dementis Lamia July 19, 2012

ride the pony

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.

When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.

by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009

Coming out of the pony pin

Coming out of the pony pin is an act when someone is confessing they're a brony.

My boyfriend was coming out of the pony pin and I haven't looked at him since.

by GOLD May 13, 2015