The Ninja

A sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!

If The Ninja was done right, the mornings conversation should go like this:

Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"

by Command Center February 24, 2009

The nine

A low income slang reference to a semi-automatic pistol chambered in nine millimeter bullets capable of pricing level 2 armor. The slang originates in low-income neighborhoods or ghettos around the US in cities such as Edina, Chicago, New York, Worchester and others. It is called this because there is often violence within these neighborhoods especially gun violence with the most common weapon being the nine millimeter semi-automatic pistol.

"Calm down Jamal, don't pull out "The Nine"

"Rocko says he got a Nine"

by BigBallsHentai89 December 8, 2020

reset the nintendo

Usually used after a failed attempt at something. The act of recalibrating and and trying again.

"Wow that was a pretty big fail. I think I need to reset the nintendo and try again."

by jobringer June 5, 2009

Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.

Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.

by Postwartest November 16, 2010

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo 3ds

HEY EVERYONE, ITS ME, NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO 3DS

*insert crazy ass laughter*

mhm idk what to put here so- nagito komaeda on the nintendo 3ds

by r4t_inasewer October 14, 2020

the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.

Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.

by Isauce August 20, 2006