The Fuzzy Milkman

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on your penis and balls and while shes doing that she starts to bite of the pubic hairs into her mouth while you jizz in her mouth and make her swallow all of it with the pubes

the girl at that gas station loves the taste of The fuzzy milkman.

by edvageateraleinit June 19, 2009

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

by B477y March 29, 2019

The MilkMailMan

1.He claims that he is the original in the delivery business, yet it is obvious that he copied the milkman or the mailman in order to try to earn respect of his peers.

2. He doesnt neccessarily like boys or girls, he just takes what he can get.

I'm The MilkMailMan, i deliver the milk and the mail!

No, no you're not, your just a poser who takes what he can get.

by The_M1lkMan_ March 3, 2011