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Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.
The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013
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a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.
The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005
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Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia
by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018
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Homelander

That guy from The Boys who's an absolute psychopath with too much power. Also he has laser eyes.
"My favorite scene from The Boys is when Homelander says 'I will land on your home' and then Billy Butcher says 'not if I butcher you first,' truly one of the TV shows of all time."
by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023
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Homelander Complex

Homelander Complex is when a person thinks they are a god / think their better than everyone else.
"I think jackson has a homelander complex"

"Did you hear what he said? I think he has a homelander complex."
by NegativeCelsius November 8, 2023
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