arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 11, 2005

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

Hawker

Hot girl

Only hawkers go for walks

by Hawker24 January 18, 2022

Hawker

A good artist on Tumblr creating AskDrunkChara and Incipere ;)

Dumb Anon: Hey, what´s your race Hawk?
Hawker: ...

Dumb Anon 2: WiLL ChARa anD FRiSk haVe a ChILD?!?!? uwu
Hawker: end my life...

by dumi22 September 17, 2018

taco hawker

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

by Corneilius Ogden April 12, 2016

The Hawker

a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new bitchy librarian but still pretty bad

Dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out

by Travis Wei-Pittsford Mendon December 02, 2008

nathan hawker

Nathan hawker is the kinda guy that has a very large penis, the biggest around. Ladies usually go towards a Nathan hawker because of his skills in the bedroom. He is extremely handsome, pulls 12/10's and is a great laugh. Everyone wants to meet Nathan hawker and his massive 3rd leg

I wish I was 'Nathan hawker', I'm so jealous , why do all the ladies fancy him

by Anne alves February 11, 2017