The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018

the dog shit

at maximum potential; ultimate force; maxed out; like no other; road rough and put away wet, etc...

Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.

GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.

GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.

by that lethal shit: July 5, 2014

the dog ate it

An excuse for homework not being done, that is not as good as "I heard you were pregnant so you wouldn't be in to collect it" or "my father has dysentry and we can't afford toilet paper"

I dropped bacon grease on my 4500 word essay and the dog ate it, except the conclusion, which is a black page.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

The dog in the meathouse

The penis in the vagina.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022

the dog in the meathouse

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006