The Chris from Arnold Effect

When you get so sensitive that your crusty mullet raises its hairs and ejects a fece, jizz-like smell.

Damn look at that foo, he’s getting The Chris From Arnold Effect! Better get out of here before it smells like shit and cum!

by Jsjjjjjjjjj September 2, 2021

The Chris Curse

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.

You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

by WriterofLife May 4, 2021

The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

the Chris breezy

when your meditating and someone unzips your zippers unbuttons your buttons pulls down your pants and give you the super wap gawk triple handed double fisted Christmas special top while someone else mortar boats your asshole while Chris brown watches

Connor got the Chris Breezy

by @jus.jonas January 7, 2021

the chris delicious club

a club of fat chicks that all share the same obsession for one and any guy.man whore,womanizer,stud muffin,hot guy,fat girls.

dude#1:"hey can i get some more of your autographs on your pictures the chris delicious club? they ran out."

dude#2:"fuck off dude i'm gonna kick your ass."

by archangel_tyrana_infernal January 8, 2009

the chris barish

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013

The Chris Hansen Effect

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.

"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."

by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017