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American Dream

Having a big car, house, paycheck, and lots of friends. Shitting on the rest of the world in order to have a life of ridiculous consumption and waste. Becoming overweight and then spending years on diets and treadmills to fight the disgusting processed food one is constantly shoving in the mouth. Putting chemicals and endless amounts of water onto one's lawn in order to have a lawn greener than one's neighbor.
by Poppy Luxing March 11, 2009
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The American Dream

"The american dream is that dream of a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with oppertunity for each according to ability or achievement. it is a difficult dream for the european upper classes to interpret adequatly, and too many of ourselves have grown weary and mistrustful of it. it is not a dream of motercars and high wages mearly, but a dream of social order in which each man and each woman shall be able to attain to the fullest stature of which they are innately capable, and be recognised by others regardless of the fortuitous circumstances of birth or position." (taken from "the epic of america" by Truslow Adams 1921 i.e the first time the words 'the american dream were used')- translation...the americans cant fulfill this as long as they try to out live everyone else and allways have a bigger and better thing then everyone else regardless of wether or not everyone else is, in fact american. it can also be said that this is an idea of absoloute equality, how is this the case when there exsts a president of the united states that can go to was with whatever country it feels like. AS LONG AS THERE IS AN EMPLOYER AND AN EMPLOYEE THERE IS NO EQUALITY
by Mr cheese November 17, 2004
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American Dream

This girl gave me head while I was watching the Cowboys game, now that's the american dream.
by RoyGBig November 15, 2009
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American Dream

"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the great american dream?"-Homer Simpson(Probably misquoted.)
by birdboy2000 February 22, 2004
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american dream

The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.
Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.
by Jules1967 August 17, 2004
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The American Dream

Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.
"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.
by PK-Wizzle September 26, 2007
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American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle
Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre
by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018
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