Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Texas Chainsaw

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”
by Kyn&tonic February 04, 2022
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019
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