Angry Teddybear

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."

by Treyspikes January 24, 2009

Teddybear

A horny weeb attracted to Katsuki bakugo

Bakugo: shut up teddybear

by Anonymous420699 October 25, 2020

Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

teddybear head

1. absence of logic and/or fighting skill. 2. ugly and ginger. 3. bad at arguing. 4. a steroid dealer

Alternate Spellings: teddy bear head, teddy berr head.

Abbreviations: Ted Head, TBH

Chris Kerr using his metaphorical Teddy Ruxpin-esque tape recorder tummy to argue illogically on UK MMA internet forums.

by Racist Droc June 19, 2006

teddybear

Joint, blunt, marijuana cigarette`

"Man you got that teddybear yet?"
"Yeah nigga, I got it!"
"whats it stuffed wit?"
"the good shit"
"cool, peace"

by Richard Greenough June 19, 2006

teddybearest

an emotional connotation referencing fuzzy wuzzy.

"They want you to feel all teddybearest, but they are really lying to you and taking your money."

by Ouchi October 23, 2008

teddybearliz

#1 liz, jeongyeon, hyeju, kim lip, jisoo stan (especially liz)

Person 1: have u heard of teddybearliz?

Person 2: OMG yes isbt that the n1 liz stan 😨

by Sallyxxcute October 8, 2023