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tectonic plate

A nickname for a fella named norman
by Hog wild23 May 6, 2016
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Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.
Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.
by pork21 January 15, 2021
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Tectonic plates

Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates
“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”
by YoungCave February 15, 2020
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Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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Tectonic Love

A kind of love so powerful it feels like an emotional earthquake. It doesn’t just make your heart race — it shifts your entire being. You feel it in your bones, like your soul’s tectonic plates are moving to make room for someone new.

It’s rare, intense, and impossible to forget. You don’t just fall in Tectonic Love — you restructure.

Origin: Coined by writer Deepti Jethani, who describes it as ‘a love so strong, you feel the tectonic plates of your being shift.’
“Bro, I’m not just into her. This is full-on Tectonic Love. My whole emotional geography just changed.
by Deepti Jethani October 7, 2025
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Tectone

Tectone is a sexy man that is 100x better than you at pretty much everything
Damn you are such a Tectone
by teccy chad September 24, 2022
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tectonic love

platonic love . (or maybe something a little more than that 🙂). someone who doesn't know what platonic love is so they say "tectonic love" as a joke because they are stupid, only know the tectonic plates, and thought it sounded like "platonic".
me and my stupid hb have tectonic love yay!! (he made this term) i lobe u tectonically 🧡
by user14x8 July 10, 2025
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