Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

by FeyJay January 4, 2011

twatzi

noun. a person who is a twat but is also extremely uptight. A play on the words twat and nazi. Used as a derogatory insult towards someone engage in douchebagery.

Jessie was so obnoxious last night; he was such a twatzi about sharing his beers in the 'fridge.

by AJ Sugartits January 22, 2008

teat

One of young Shakespeare's finest quotes regarding a woman's breast and the process of breastmilking

"An honour! were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat."

by dontdrinkthecreekwatah May 23, 2014

Bovine Teat Juice

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk

I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones

by Bill Speed October 29, 2004

Shaw-Tea™

A pun on the word shawty, which can be (if used correctly) hilarious.

Ryan: I like putting a spoon in my Shaw-Tea™.
Justin: lolololololol

by RH&JC Company June 19, 2009

Teats

A pair of Breasts

"Lick my black teats!"

by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004

teatlets

Small, gravity-defying breasts.

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.

by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006