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Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.
John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
by Karl45 June 30, 2009
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jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ
Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand
by jason February 16, 2005
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X-Treme Tap Dancing

Verb, to tap dance so crazily that you can't see you feet.
by a pseudonym June 15, 2004
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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.
I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!
by srae March 2, 2019
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Tap dancing tangerine

Another way of calling someone stupid
Person: You got the mental complexion of a tap dancing tangerine on a Sunday night drinking a Pina colada
by The Enigma08 June 7, 2023
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